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BACK TO SPECIAL PAGESFROM THE CYCLES OF LIFE SERIES BRANCH BROTHERS PRESENTS:
THE GETTING LAID SURVEY: an
overview of opinion determining the
priority of sex chronologically represented through the human lifespan:
AGE GROUP |
GENERAL SURVEY
COMMENT
|
1 to 10
years |
Getting laid
is disgusting
|
10 to 20
years |
I’ve
got to get laid |
20 to 30
years |
I’m
getting laid |
30 to 40
years |
I’m
appreciating getting laid |
40 to 50
years |
I’m
thankful for getting laid |
50 to 60
years |
I’m
begging to get laid |
60 to 70
years |
I’m
wondering if I’ll ever get laid again |
70 to 80
years |
I know
I’ll never get laid again |
80 to 90
years |
Mere
survival has rendered getting laid obsolete |
90 to 100
years |
Getting
laid is disgusting |
RECOGNIZING THAT THE ABOVE STATISTICS ARE DONE FROM A
MAN'S
PERSPECTIVE AND SARCASTICALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THAT “ MEN GIVE
LOVE FOR SEX, AND WOMEN GIVE
SEX FOR LOVE ”, THE CHART BELOW
COULD REPRESENT STATISTICS FROM A WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE:
AGE GROUP |
GENERAL SURVEY
COMMENT
|
1 to 10
years |
Getting laid is disgusting
|
10 to 20
years |
Getting
laid is disgusting but I guess I better try it out
|
20 to 30
years |
I’m
getting laid but I can’t figure out what the big deal is and I’m starting to get
headaches |
30 to 40
years |
I
recognize a woman’s sexual power over men and I’m tolerating getting laid to
ensure control over my husband’s life |
40 to 50
years |
I suppose
I’m thankful for getting laid because I’m fat and saggy, but it’s still disgusting and I still
occasionally get headaches |
50 to 60
years |
Celibacy
now seems to be the only tolerable path
|
60 to 70
years |
My
headaches are gone |
70 to 80
years |
I love my
Grandchildren
|
80 to 90
years |
This
casserole recipe goes back generations
|
90 to 100
years |
Getting laid
is disgusting |
|